Nice’s April Fool’s Day Pranksters Are At It Again…

Every year on April 1 the Nice Noon Cannon goes off at either 11am or 1pm, and even though all the locals know this is going to happen, it still gets us every time…!

Making it even more destabilizing this year, Daylight Savings Time just started yesterday in France, so Nice’s favorite April Fools prank will pack an extra wallop!

But wait, there’s more: every year the Ville de Nice gets into the spirit and pulls an elaborate visual prank somewhere around town, which mysteriously goes up in the night, and is gone just as quickly 24-hours later.  This year it’s an ‘asteroid’ that conveniently crashed to earth right in front of the ILoveNice sign at the seaside.  Go see it today because it will be gone by tomorrow.

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Photo credits: Boom from Freepic.com, Asteroid by Ville de Nice

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Adieu Velo Bleu! How to Use Nice’s New Self-Service e-Bikes

Bike wheel with shadowAdieu Velo Bleu!  Nice just got two new fleets of modern electric share bikes that anyone can use, locals and tourists alike. They’re easy to use, not expensive, have sturdy construction and are well-maintained. In all, there are 2000 bikes in designated zones all over town (even in neighboring towns), mostly where the clunky old Velo Bleu docking stations used to be.

You’ll see blue bikes and green bikes: The main differences are that the Day-Glo green Lime bikes are just for one rider and have a big handy basket on the handlebars.

The blue Pony e-bikes are made for 2 riders, with a comfortable rear passenger seat and footholds.  Also, for purists, Pony has a few classic muscle-powered bikes mixed into its fleet as well.  Pony is a French start-up and Lime is an American share-bike giant, formerly affiliated with Uber.

Both companies have their own app, but they work basically the exact same way:

  • Download the Lime and/or Pony app to your phone (both available in English) and register a payment method
  • Look on the online map to find the nearest bikes (each bike’s battery charge is noted in kilometers)
  • Put a 10-minute reservation on your chosen bike so no one else can snake it before you get there
  • Walk up to your bike, scan its QR code with your phone to unlock it, and away you go…
  • The ride ends (and the timer stops) when you park the bike in one of the designated zones.  Nothing to do, the bike just knows (but take a photo anyway)

Both Lime and Pony start with single-trip prices of 1€ plus a few centimes per minute (.19 for Pony, .23 for Lime), then offer much cheaper multi-trip discount deals by the day/week/month: Pony’s are based on number of trips, and Lime’s are based on cumulative minutes.  See my Bike Rentals in Nice page for an easy chart with the pricing options, but between the two there is an affordable offer to fit every user.

If you have never tried an electric bike you are in for a treat: you start peddling and then it just peddles for you… it’s so fun, like riding a magic bike!  Test it out with a morning spin along the Prom: you won’t regret it!

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Photo by Best of Nice

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Least Expensive European Ski Resort is 1-hour from Nice

Update: The last day of the season for Roubion and Valberg is April 1, but Auron and Isola will be open through April 14, 2024

Did you know that the least expensive ski resort in all of Europe is just one hour from Nice by car?

Ski resort map for the Alpes MaritimesSki Info Magazine recently ranked every ski resort in Europe based on the combined cost of lift tickets+lodging.

And the surprise winner is… Roubion-Les Buisses, a small ski resort just an hour’s drive from the Nice airport, with 8 lifts and 30k of runs.  With 20€ lift tickets and nightly lodging averaging just 26€/person, it’s a a killer deal at just 42€ total.

Roubion just got a big dump of snow last week, so after a slow start, their season is finally in full swing!

In a separate ranking at the end of last season, The Nice-Matin surveyed local skiers, which also resulted in some surprises:

  1. Auron: Best overall: big resort, good village ambience, great runs
  2. Valberg: Most charming village, best for families, most non-skier activities
  3. Le Val d’Allos:  Wide-open least-crowded ski runs
  4. Isola 2000: Highest altitude, best snow (and an Olympic host in 2030!)
  5. La Colmiane: Best overall value (quality/price)
  6. Limone: Popular Italian ski resort, just over the border from France

For more details on these resort rankings, plus transportation options, see my Day Trip to the Ski Slopes page.  All these resorts are accessible with public transportation: via the bargain Nice Ski Express Buses, by city bus, or by mountain train.

You can’t beat seaside-to-schussing in less than 2 hours, and a bargain to boot!

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Airport Tourist Tram Scam – Redux

Nice TramwayBack in July, I posted about the new rip-off tourist airport tram ticket (10€ when it only costs 1.70€ a trip for everyone else!) and how to get around it by buying a normal tram card from the machines at the first tram stop outside the airport (Grand Arenas).

The good news is that the word on the workaround has gotten out… but the bad news is, not just to arriving passengers!   The Grand Arenas tram stop is now attracting pickpockets and scammers, often teenage girls, that hone in on tired tourists with luggage huddled around a ticket machine.  In accented English, one sweetly offers to help …while her friend is helping herself to your sweets!  Not a great way to start your trip to Nice…

QR code for tram ticketsDo you have an Android phone? If yes, you can skip this problem altogether.   Just download the free tickets app from the Google Store, sign up for a virtual rechargeable tram card La Carte (saving the 2€ card fee!), and charge your virtual card up with a few trips; you can do all of this from your home country before you leave. Then when you arrive at the airport just get on the tram and wave your phone over the ticket machine to validate your voyage.  Super easy.   But again, this only works with Android, not iPhones (only because iPhones won’t work to validate the trips).

If you only have an iPhone and need to do the Grand Arenas shuffle, just know that the machines look exactly the same as the airport ones, but offer all the choices instead of just one.  The machines are in multiple languages, easy to use, and take credit cards (but you are safer to use contactless cards or ApplePay so no one spies your pin code).  While at the machine have your backpack in front, and if you are two people, have one do the machine and the other on pickpocket alert, and beware of friendly strangers!

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Carnaval is upon us

The King of Carnaval floatAt the grand unveiling of the King and Queen floats for the Nice Carnaval, there was much discussion about who the surprisingly realistic King was supposed to be.  With ‘pop culture’ as this year’s theme, speculation ran the gamut from The Dude from The Big LebowskiThe Dude from The Big Lebowski (my guess), to maybe Richard Branson, or even Eric Clapton…?

Turns out the Carnaval King is an ‘old’ Luke Skywalker (…from the more recent StarWars films I guess?) riding on the USS Enterprise, and with a crown of… Pokemen?

And the Queen: Marilyn Monroe if she was Wonder Woman, but with a Statue of Liberty crown, and… Minnie Mouse ears…  Okaaayyyy.   This year’s floats are so hallucinogenic that I feel stoned just writing this, and I’m beginning to think that my Big Lebowski guess wasn’t so far off the mark!

Check out my Insider’s Guide to the Nice Carnaval for everything you need to know before you go.

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